A few from episode 3 of 2 Dope Queens on HBO, somewhat paraphrased:
- “There’s so much going on in this cunch” (country)
- “I’ve been in a relashe too, for like three and a half years.” (relationship)
- “I’m gently avail to lend an ear.” (available)
- “We can’t all have the foreign policy expertise and be able to banter with James Corden in a viral vid.” (video)
*spellings here are totes awks.