Clippings

A few from episode 3 of 2 Dope Queens on HBO, somewhat paraphrased:

  • “There’s so much going on in this cunch” (country)
  • “I’ve been in a relashe too, for like three and a half years.” (relationship)
  • “I’m gently avail to lend an ear.” (available)
  • “We can’t all have the foreign policy expertise and be able to banter with James Corden in a viral vid.” (video)

*spellings here are totes awks.

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